You may have heard about the beetle nut, which truck drivers eat like candy. One must wonder about the possible uses for this natural speed drug. After a little experimentation I've found that you can make it into both a drinkable tea and a smokable hash. Each of which will give you a short speed rush. If you're bored on a saturday get some nuts and give it a try.
Step 1 : Mash the nuts
Put the nuts into a plastic bag. I just use the one which the nuts come in. Get a hammer and mash up the nuts until the red juice begins to seep out of them.
Step 2 : Boil the nuts 
Now that the nuts are broken up you need to extract the little speed demons inside. Get a pot of water, put the entire bag of nut mash in and set it up to boil.
Step 3 : Strain the nuts 
Take your rich red nut juice and pour it through a strainer or coffee filter into a cup or pitcher. You now have your beetle nut tea. Add sugar and milk and your ready to fly. Speedy. To turn your tea into resin continue to step 4.
Step 4 : Chill
You need to cool down the tea in order to separate the plant matter (which does nothing) from the smoky matter (which is speedy). Pour your strained tea into a large clear container, add ice and shake it. If you want you can use a blender. After shaking place the container in the refrigerator.
Step 5 : Siphon and repeat
Let the mixture continue to chill for about half an hour, shake it every five to ten minutes. After well shaken leave the mixture in the refrigerator over night while it settles out. After the heavier matter has settled to the bottom siphon the water off the top. Filter the remaining mixture through a coffee filter. Dispose of the liquid. If you want you can refill the container with the solid mixture and fresh water and repeat the chill/shake step to purify the final product.
Step 6 : Remove liquid
After purifying squeeze as much liquid out of the final product as you can using the coffee filter. Take the sandy material and dry it out, either in an oven or on outside, whatever works for you. Once dry, press it into a block and smoke up.
